Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?
Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.
Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
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"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
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A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.
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Term used for putting on hangover patches for a night of drinking to prevent a hangover.
You better patch up, tonight's party is going to be crazy!
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make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
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Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.
"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"
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The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.
Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"
Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"
Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."
Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."
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