Pepper Rapist

When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.

I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.

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Pepper pig

A moist pig from a tv show that likes to honk at you with its nose.

Pepper pig is wet

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Ball Pepper

The debris from scratching one's balls.

last blokes got some mighty jock itch, there's ball pepper all over the toilet seat'

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Gotcha pepper

That little hot pepper found (one way or the other) in a batch of General Tso's Chicken available at any Chinese food restaurant.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY MOUTH IS ON FIIIIRE!!!

Dude, you found the gotcha pepper!

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peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.

Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"

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Dr. Pepper

Aka DP. My favorite sweetened beverage... a mix of lots of delicious flavors to make up an unbeatable combo!

Do you have any Dr. Pepper? I'd really love sum DP right now :p

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Dr. pepper

Something that doesn't exist. (There is no period in Dr Pepper, look at the can) Also see Dr Pepper

Logan: Hey, I'm gonna go pickup some Dr. Pepper, want to come?
Jason: Wtf is Dr. Pepper? Well anyway, go pickup some Dr Pepper while your out

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