Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :

Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*

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power hug

To hug in a powerful motion as seen in the tenacious d movie.

"It's time for a power hug."

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Armenian Power

An Armenian street gang from the Los Angeles area

Members of Armenian Power were arrested yesterday.

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power-bottom

A power bottom is a gay male who during anal intercourse truly enjoys being the receptive partner to the point of wanting it more aggressively. Anal intercourse can be painful at times. A power bottom is a man who has learned how to "take it" and feels great pleasure without the pain. When a bottom wants it bad enough it can put him in the aggresive or dominant role in bed.

John is begging for more. Now that's a true power-bottom.

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Godot power

Godot Power(Go-Doh Power)
Godot Power: The ability to shoot/ fire lasers from ones eyes. Before Using Godot Power, “Godot Power” must be shouted at a high volume for no less the 4 seconds.

Guy: Don't make me use my Godot Power on you!

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Italian Power

Someone of Italian heritage whom is proud to be Italian.

''Italian Power, Is The Best!''

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Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, ejaculates in his hand, and throws the ejaculate at the woman's face with great speed. Much like the pitching of Kenny Powers

Dude, last night I totally Kenny Powers'ed that chick.

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