A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.
We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.
When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.
I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.
Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.
Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.
A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.
Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."
Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.
I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!