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The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking
someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.
A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.
Make sure you don't sneak up to the roof or the lady on the roof will eat you.
Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.
Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.
Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.
I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!