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Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
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a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
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a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.
... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!
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The county-seat of Orange County, California. The census data shows approximately 330,000 people live in Santa Ana, but due to high illegal immigration problems we can estimate that it is much higher. Santa Ana is one of the most liberal cities in the county, It faces the worst gang problem, worst schools, and has one of the highest amount of apartment overcrowding in the United States.
In the 1960's, Santa Ana was primarily White. However, that has changed due to immigration and today the city is over 70% Mexican with very few Whites.
People who live in Santa Ana tend to have a lot of pride. While, 949's tend to blame Santa Ana for crime, language issues, and illegal immigration.
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Small city of roughly 100,000 people that borders Los Angeles on the western side. People seem to think that Santa Monica is this bohemian paradise of a town, but, in fact, it's loaded with yuppies who take all the fun out of it. Many commonly traversed areas smell of urine, and there are homeless people everywhere. Parking is atrocious, the place is crowded as hell, and there isn't much to do except spend money, and go to the beach. Santa Monica is very overrated.
I'm going to Santa Monica tomorrow.
Oh, wow, look out for the urine smell.
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The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.
After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.
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a dealer of drugs, especially cocaine
All that powder! Skinny Santa must be around.
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