When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it
The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt
“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”
Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.
Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.
a cross between an actual shirt and a bra
that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?
A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair
Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt
I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut