cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.

Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.

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Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

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snake poncho

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

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Solidus Snake

Real name George Sears, ex-President turn Dead Cell leader.

He is the third of three "super soldiers" that was created in the Les Enfants Terrible project, which was a cloning experiment designed to make clones from the legendary Big Boss.

His title as President was stripped by the Patriots after he failed to capture Metal Gear REX in the Shadow Moses incident. Little did he know this was down to Revolver Ocelot, the Patriot Spy.

Raiden:
Colonel Gurlukovich... and his daughter, Olga?

Otacon:
Both fell victim to Ocelot's plot.

Raiden:
Was Solidus Snake behind all this? He used Ocelot to get hold of RAY, huh?

Otacon:
No. He was underground, keeping a low profile at the time.

Raiden:
Then it must be the Patriots...

Otacon:
If that's the case, what's Ocelot doing alongside Solidus?

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Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

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Snake Snatch

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

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Gucci Snakes

Something or someone that is that is cool or dope.

"Bro that last game was Gucci Snakes