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When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.
Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.
When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.
"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"
when a man changes gender in an unstable fashion of gay humor
The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.
Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?
Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"
Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."
Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."
1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
Monica: "there's nothing really fun around my area, but I have a wii switch at home."