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The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.
According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
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When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.
Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm
Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory
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A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.
Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.
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a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
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"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
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According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
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The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?
Forget it bro, Potato Theory.
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