When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
Farting continuously as you walk.
Gross! Did you just tour the farm?
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Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.
I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.
Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“
Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“
Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.
Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.