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When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”
A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"
"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant
Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.
Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t
A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)