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A Niggah with a dead ass, hence dead ass, and has an extremely small dick and usually inserts sharpies into his dead butt hole. His real name is Puchowitz the Jew and he is lit fire fam!!!
Are you gunna be getting lit with the Jew Zach lipi today my dude?
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zach is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. he's funny and silly but he's down to earth, humble, and extremely caring. he'll be there for you always. his smile will make your dad and his laugh is adorable, contagious and maybe a little loud. zach is tall and the best hugger you'll meet. he'll make you feel safe and loved. zach is the perfect boyfriend. AND amazing at sports especially soccer
person 1: zach asked me out!
person 2: omg zach is perfect
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The act of pushing a woman's face into a full box of cat litter
That chick pissed me off so much, I gave her the dirty Zach. Pretty sure she got cat shit in her nose
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one sexy nigga. tall, dark, and handsome. someone who loves the color white. tends to be homosexual, and loves attention and music. dresses in tie dye and has amazing friends.
Don't be a Zach Lucero.
Damn that Zach Lucero is one fine monkey.
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A brilliant person who believes the 1.6 is the superior Miata engine because it is.
Hey man did you see that new meme Zach Hendricks posted?
Yea that shit was fire bro.
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A Zach-move is something that someone could do that is extremely unnecessary and pointless. Normally it is a stupid thing to do.
-derived from something that my friend does often.
Jeff pulled a Zach-move by taking my Chocolate milk while I was watching and placed it on the table a few inches away from where it was in the first place.
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A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:
"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"
Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH
RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"
Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"
RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"
Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"
Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"
Other employee: "i figured"
RZ: "what a bitch"
Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"
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