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A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away
Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"
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When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.
Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm
Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory
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The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.
According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
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a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
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"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
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According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
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The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?
Forget it bro, Potato Theory.
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