got musked!

Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.

As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.

He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.

Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."

Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.

Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!

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Got off

when your listening to someone else s' conversation and you suddenly hear the the one person has said something that really insults that other person you then say got off... or got off on their life or whatever they may be talking about. This phrase enhances to the insult.

Person a:hey you better stop eat all those babies or your gonna get really fat

Person b: well your mom is already fat

Person C: damn! got off ha ha

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got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

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f-got

A homosexual. Deriv. faggot. Originally boys school slang, earliest appearance at Central Catholic High School, in Pittsburgh, PA.

"You're a total f-got. Now get your balls out of my face."

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got it right

got it right means that something is nice

if you just got a new thumping system and was blasting it in a parking lot, a african would come up to you and a you got it right ka, you got it right

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Got Loweryed

A man of playboy stature gets a girl under her free will to have dirty nasty sex while being taped while he is in a full monkey or ape costume with only a hole for his manhood to pop out and do his deed.

Pronounced -- (GET-ing - LA-Er-Reed)

Dude my buddy Josh took this girl back to his place and she got loweryed.

Can you believe that Sarah got loweryed

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Got Chuckled

Receiving a pitty blow job after quitting your Monday-Friday IT desk job.

After fighting with his boss one last time, he finally quit his job. He called his main squeeze up to break the news. Following their long pointless coversation, he got chuckled.

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