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A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.
Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!
an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong
jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night
mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit
jeff: yah and it is so hot
mark :........ why I am i even friend with u
A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong
Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
Butt Flosser. A permanent wedgie that seems to be sexy by men.
“Damn, Lana’s thong is sexy as hell.”
“This thong might as well be a butt flosser.”
Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)
A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.
I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.