throat pony

n. An antagonistic action in which one spits in another's face.

He loosed a throat pony into my face, so I punched him in the gut.

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pink throat

When flatulence is inhaled and withheld in lungs for an extended period of time which results in an irritation of the throat.

Bro I sucked a fart out of her ass but now I got pink throat.

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throat slit

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.

Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.

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throat plunge

The non-sexual act of using your penis to prevent another from choking.

I was choking earlier and my friend Jesse throat plunged me.

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throat gravy

The shit you swallow when you clear your throat, or the phlegm when you have a "productive" cough. It's warm and a somewhat meaty flavor.

I can't stop coughing, and no where to spit this phlegm out, so I'll swallow it, tastes kinda like gravy, throat gravy that is!

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deep throat

Informant who spoke to a reporter from the Washington post concerning details from the Nixon Watergate scandal.

If it wasn't for the information Deepthroat provided, we wouldn't have found out the truth.

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Deep throat

Get your mind out of the gutter, deep throat was a real character in American history. Sure, the mysterious person might have got that name in a way that would earn the same title as the sex act, but nobody really knows for sure who it was or what they did, it's a mystery. Also a ninja from metal gear solid.

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. How do I know? Well I was there when Nixon got caught in that scandal, I was staying in that adjacent room, they made a movie about me and called me Gump. That's right snake, I am your father and it's time I go ahead and come out of the closet too, I'm not gonna be around forever. I am deep throat, son.

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