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The bad sickness you get when listening to Justin Bieber. *Only some get it* It may spread around. THERE IS NO CURE TO BIEBER FEVER YET.
Example of Bieber Fever:
Justin Bieber: ♫Baby, baby baby ohhhh♪
You: OGMOGMOMGMGOMG LET'S FAN GIRL JUSTIN BIEBER OMG I LOVE HIM HE IS SO CUTE HIS HAIR IS ADORABLE OMG HIS SMILE... OH HE'S COMING TO OUR TOWN LET'S SEE HIS CONCERT WOWOWOWOWW MY ROOM IS PLAIN, I'M GONNA COVER MY WALLS WITH JB POSTERS!!!!!!!!!
Me: smh
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Someone who gives guys with high pitched voices hope that they are okay to be late bloomers. There are many boys who voice break at the age of 12-14 or even earlier than that but the exception of 15 and above is being made fun of. Therefore, I would say he is an inspiration to me as my voice is like a kid when I shout and I’m definitely considered quite late for my voice to break.
Me: Man why my voice is still like a kid? Everyone makes fun of me and I feel less manly.
Other guys(with deeper voices): You sound like a kid man, wait for puberty to hit you
Me: yeah, if Justin Bieber hit puberty late, I can too, it ain’t that bad after all!
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"Justin Bieber," a term used to describe a rare bread between a dying cat, and a 11 year old girl. It should be noted that being a "Justin Bieber," or listening to one, should be fraud upon in many society's.
Girl: OMG, Justin Bieber is on MTV.
Father: HOLY SHIT, GET THAT JUSTIN BIEBER OUT OF MY FACE! DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
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A 16 year old who still sounds like he's 6. All in all, he's not a bad person, but every man alive seems to hate him.
Girl: "Ooh, Justin Bieber song! It's not too bad."
Boy: -obviously jealous he's stealing his girlfriend- "He's such a FAGGOT which no talent.
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the gayest fifteen year old homo ive ever seen. he sounds like a seven year old girl. the only reason girls like him is because he sings about things that girls want from a guy, most of which wont happen. these girls are crazy for liking him or even thinking they could ever be with him. hes gay first of all so it wont happen any girl in her right mind would not have sex with him. hes the poster child for bad singing. oh yeah, and just beiber, stop saying shorty, your five three and nearly sixteen years old. the only thing shorter than you is your one inch penis.
you look like justin bieber
noooo!
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a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet. he sucks at singing and is so ugly. his only fans are 5 year olds and older girls who have the worst taste in music.
Girl 1: oh my goodness! have u seen justin bieber? he is soooo hot!
Girl 2: are u kidding me?!? he is such a faggot!
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The combination of a Keebler Elf, a Barbie doll, and Paul McCartney. A pop singer that was birthed straight out of the ass of Canada, which dropped this little shit in America. He contains an illness which gives him the illusion that he's Michael Jackson by generically copying Michael's whole career. An epic fail, who's loved by some, and hated by all.
Interviewer: Hey, Justin, what are some of your favorite songs off of your albums? I heard you have some amazing songs, and they're classic.
Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...
Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!
Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"
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