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A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
A mexican mushroom head penis.
Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.
A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)
this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp
One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
A person male or female, with zero common sense!!
Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.
It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.