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A black-ass nigga (typically so dark that he shines and looks purple) that hits up a fastfood joint three times a day (generally a KFC or a Popeyes Chicken)and only orders a box of biscuits. After receiving the biscuits, the nigga proceeds to go ape shit; engaging in a food frenzy and downing the biscuits without the aid of burr or another alcoholic beverage. You can spot this individual easily, for they always have flakes of biscuit lining their big-ass lips.
Zach: "Hey where is Doug?"
Darren: "Man, that ashy-ass biscuit nigga is probably holdin' up KFC again for some biscuits. That trick will come back wit biscuit crumbs all ova his big, purple, bubba lips.
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Over sized vaginal lips. Or plump labia.
Definition. Noun. Over sized Labia Majora.
Yeah dude, she had a plump biscuit!
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A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
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A portly woman's buttocks and genitalia as viewed from behind as she bends over. Local Atlanta vernacular.
"The smell of Porsche's ham and biscuits wafting up throughout the lap dance was enough to make the birthday boy's stomach turn"
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The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.
"Why does that ugly chav smell like shit?"
"She's a Biscuit Person, don't be mean"
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A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
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