Book

To catch, be in on, or understand a joke or event that has recently happened.

*A man walks past two friends*

Friend 1: Yo that guy had a toupee

Friend 2: lol did you book that too?!

Friend 1: lmfao yeah.

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book

Those blocks of paper teachers give us to read. Also the one way that 90% of the teenage population heard of a website called sparknotes.com

Paulius: Hey you wanna go to the library and check out a book?

Chucky: What the fuck is that?

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Burn Book

(Taken from Mean Girls) A profane book used to describe people that you have utmost distaste for. Contains a picture, name, and reasons for their entry.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Veronica?
Girl 2: Like yeah! What a Bitch!
Girl 1: She's going in the Burn Book!

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Back of Book

Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value.

"We are five grand back of book in that Intrepid, go show them that one."

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scrap booking

Going out in the early morning to pick up the left over drunk chicks that haven't found anyone to go home with from the bar.

Greg called at 2am to see if we wanted to go scrap booking.

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The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

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Book Hangover

The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print. Generally an ailment experienced exclusively by book nerds, but becomes a nation wide issue after the release of a new Harry Potter book.

Guy 1: Man, I stayed up all night reading the Deathly Hallows! I have such a book hangover!

Guy 2: You nerd.

Guy 2 then pushes his copy of the Deathly Hallows deeper into his book bag and longingly eyes the aspirin bottle guy 1 has just opened.

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