Crack A Bottle

A song by the artist Eminem.

Dude "Crack A Bottle" is Eminem's best song yet.

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Bottle and Cork

Getting a girl so drunk off wine that she passes out. Then you take the empty wine bottle and shove it up her vagina and the bottle cork in her anus.

Me and Jenny went our for a nice italian dinner. She got so drunk that I bottle and corked her.

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bottle up

to opt for bottle service, from the root Pony up

Cover charge waived if we bottle up!

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Bottle Depot

When you get too many cocks in the ass.

Clay got bottle depoted last night.

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Bottle Bong

Not got a real bong ?

dont worry, you don't have to use the paper after all.

a bottle bong is most commonly a 2 litre bottle specialy made for the purpose of somking weed.

Get yourself a 2 litre bottle.
take the lid off.
put a hole in the side big enough for water to rush out of.
Cover it with tape.
fill the bottle with water a quarter of the way (or a little less)
stick yourself some tin foil in the lid, making a bowl.
put yourself tiny holes in the top of the foil.
cut a hole in the lid for the bottle.
stick the lid back on the bottle.
Stick your Ganja in the top.
Get your buddy to light the ganja and you pull of the tape (or vise-versa).
Allow the water to poor out of the bottle via the hole you made.
watch your bottle fill with highness.
quickly cover the hole back with the tape when empty.
unscrew the lid, take the foil out, check for any unbearnt ganja, and breath in to your lungs on the lid.

there you have it. thats a bottle bong.

a more simple one of these may be perhaps,
simply burning a hole in the bottle big enough for the spliff, sticking the spliff in the hole, lighting it, and simply tootin on the bottle.

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Bottle of Stink

A empty water bottle that is consistantly farted into by one person, and then immidiatly capped to contain the pure methane. This bottle can then be used to unleash the most foul smell on earth into someone's nostrils.

I just added to my bottle of stink.

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Atom Bottle

A bicycle racing water bottle filled with half a flat Coca Cola or COKE and half water. A poor man's energy drink.

Yah, Floyd Landis looked like he was going to bonk again until Bjarne gave him another Atom Bottle.

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