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When the female receives the middle most finger in the butt, the designated pointer finger in the vagina and the clitoris is consequently nibbled via lips and tongue.
see also stink claw tickler
Dammit, she loves the stink claw nibbler, but she still won't let me put it in her butt!
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The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
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When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.
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Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.
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A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.
2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
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A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
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1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.