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Cougar Crack

Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.

Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.

by debbie desmoines June 2, 2010

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Cougar Story

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).

"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"

by Steve Enterprise August 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


faux cougar

A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.

"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"

by Jackie Shelton November 6, 2007

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Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

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bi-cougarous

Bi-curiousness as witnessed between consenting cougars. It is more likely to occur when substantial cougar prey cannot be found and the cougars must prey upon each other.

Dude 1: Hey, why's that cougar hooking up with that other cougar?
Dude 2: Not sure, must be bi-cougarous.

by RosieK January 8, 2010

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cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed December 24, 2015

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freddy cougar

The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.

Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.

by Halloween Princess October 31, 2007

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