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Southernism for something very sparse or fine. Term given to the very fine blades of grass that ring the green in golf. Hence the phrase, "Fine as frog's hair."
I thought I was on the green but I was only in the frog's hair.
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Pepe is Kek returning to our world via meme magic. Kek is the egyptian god of chaos who appears before light.
His sparkling eyes are a thing of beauty, and his smugness makes special snowflakes melt.
We shall continue to post pepe the frog memes until such time as Richard Spencer becomes president.
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A Jimmy Frog Is when a male is engaging in sexual intercourse with a female. Right before the point of climax for the male, he frog jumps up to the girl's mouth and proceeds to dip his penis in and out of her mouth while in frog stance until he ejaculates on her face, tits or in her mouth.
Can also be guy on guy, but it's not recommended.
Old Man: Hey boy, you ever been Jimmy Frogged?
Other Guy: What's a Jimmy Frog?
Old Man: You wanna find out?
Other Guy: I don't think I want to...
Old Man: You Got no choice.
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Stupid face people pull and cannot help
Oh my God, poor Karen and her frog face. She really can't help it
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when a female, usually a Navy Nurse around the San Diego or Norfolk area has sex with nearly all of the SEALs in that town; jumping from one dick to another.
Wow, have you heard about that skank nurse? I wouldnt get with her she's a real frog hopper.
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a frog punch differs from a regular punch in that the second knuckle of the middle finger is extended. A common threat of the frog punch is said by stating "knuckle out".
Jason: I bet I can dodge anything you throw at me
Kim: Knuckle Out!
Jason: Not the Frog Punch!!!!
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This hideously bad ringtone originated from a simple Shockwave Flash video known as the Insanity Test, in which one stared at a picture of a racecar while the sound played; if one laughed before 60 seconds were up, they were considered "insane".
Apparently, some marketing jerk thought he had struck gold with this sound effect; and unfortunately, he was right. After the initial release of the "Crazy Frog" sound by Jamster, this incessant, mosquito-like whine began making the rounds on the cellular phones of everyone and their mother's brother.
Thankfully, it has now all but worn itself out, and is rarely heard emnating from a cell phone, radio, or computer anywhere. When it does rear its ugly head, however, make sure you plug your ears ASAP, lest you risk catching the most horrible ear worm known to man.
I remember way back, when the Insanity Test wasn't the most annoying thing ever invented... Then that damn Crazy Frog came along and ruined my life.
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