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Something that should be watched in the daytime and not abused, preferably not at work. People who watch porn our the same as people who watch romantic movies, go to the opera, etc. What people our ignorant to is that porn is a compensatory product for not gettin' what you deserve. This is why porn is on a stronger emotional scale.
Wife "How did martin get the sack"
Husband " Oh he was downloading porn "
Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"
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Prisoner: Hey dude give some of that porn! I havn't see some of that shit in ages!!!
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Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.
"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."
1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.
2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!
Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
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A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.
"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."
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The reason someone invented the clear history button.
I went on Porn Hub last night cuz I was feeling horny so now I have nothing in my history.
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porn is footage of a male and female having sex. it is shared onto the internet and watched by horny teenaged boys who cant get pussy and need to masterbait
i walked in to find micheal fapping to porn. i was discusted
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