oil change

To stick your dick in bitch's asshole, and try as hard as you can to pee in her dirty slut ass.

That bitch Gabriel just got an oil change.

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The Oil Drill

Involves two men and a woman; where one guy has the woman held up and she's riding him, while leaning backwards and getting tea bagged by the other guy (can be altered by sucking him off)

Gordon lifted Christina and she leaned back so Josh went and tea-bagged her...David came up with the name the oil drill for it.

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oil boy

Male supporter of fossil fuel exploitation, especially if they are a motorist.

Of course you want to just build another lane oil boy.
Hey oil boy hows the war in the middle east going?

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oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol

count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!

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Motor Oil

The Greatest Lubricant Known To Man

Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me

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jojoba oil

Liquidity oil that you use as lube for your ear lobes during the process of gauging

Before I can gauge my ears, they need to be soaked in jojoba oil so the taper will slide in nicely

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oil panning

The act of nutting in a girl after she has jerked you off, to clear the lines thereby prolonging your mileage.

My girl and I were oil panning last night, gave her the high mileage treatment. Nawmsayin?

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