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The fakest person you will ever meet in the world and tends to be bald and ugly,black with an tiny orphan dick.
damn girl is a tommie
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Tommy is a less than attractive looking dude who feels the need to be noticed, especially comically, randomly blurring out phrases that aren't funny, and using them times over. He acts tough but ends up sweeter and softer on the inside
I can smell tommy from my house
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A Thompson .45 ACP callibur submachine gun. With a large, heavy round, it is extremly powerful at close ranges, however is notoriously inaccurate at long rages. It compensates for this with a very high rate of fire. Can be loaded via a 30 round stick magazine or a 50 round drum feeder, and magazines are commonly stored in 9 clip vests. It utilizes a barral grip, trigger handle and a wooden stock. Due to it's high preformance and relitive simplicity, it is used widly by mobster and mafia (exspecialy in 1930's New York) but was also mas preduced as a reliable weapon in World War Two.
The young American officer sprayed with his Tommy Gun at the group of Gerrys.
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only the most yak kid in the OC, recently on the hit show " is she really going out with him "... hes the american icon, and has set a standard of what all men in the US should strive to be.
Hank: yo did you see Tommy Gatewood's sic faux ?
Mike: Yeah, Tommy Gatewood runs county hes so fresh but that's obvi
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An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.
Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."
Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"
Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."
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the most perfect couple. they're practically inseparable when they're together. destined for happiness. amazing lovers.
he doesn't take her for granted and makes her laugh. he's the witty one. he's sexy as hell. he's passionate about everything and wont take any crap. he loves to hear her voice.
she makes him laugh. she thinks he is amazing. she loves the sound of his voice. she is the calm one who is passive.
they both believe they are reaching and the other is settling in the relationship.
they will make it for sure.
Michael: Did you see tommy+kira today?
Shelby: Yes, I wish our relationship was as satisfying, fun, and fulfilling as theirs in all aspects.
Michael: Well I'm no tommy.
Shelby: And I could never be a kira.
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One must first be drunk off their ass, usually the Male. Then he (or she in rare cases) must find a female and begin to get physical. After things start to get naughty and the male is eating out the female, he must then proceed to vomit into her vagina due to an excess of alcohol, immediately after which he must begin to engage in intercourse with her, ignoring the fact he (or she) just vomited into the very same opening he now has his penis (or other sex toy, in the case of a female) inserted in to. Very raunchy.
Oliver: The other night i performed a Tommy Z on some girl at that crazy party we were at.
Mark: Whoa dude thats crazy!
Oliver: Yeah. Too bad i didn't realized at the time it was my mom.
Kevin: Oh, that's unfortunate. She's still really hot though, you should hold your head high.
Oliver: Fuck you
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