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A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus
Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.
It is a British saying for French Kissing.
I kissed her, and decided to give her lots of Tommy Tongue.
To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*
This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.
Snogging someone quite aggressively in a way which looks very disturbing to anyone who notices.
Perv 1: look at that man tongue busting that fitty. He's probably half way down her throat!
Perv 2: Got a massive boner me.