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Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.
A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load
"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".
Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.
a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people
did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton
An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.
It rained a shot ton.
Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.
Thanks Apple