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A school in which cool kids only consist of both rich asian and white kids. Blacks especially loud girls are generally looked down upon and are almost never seen hanging out with the whites and asians. But there are a few selected black kids that are "in". The white boys are usually west end boys who wear khakis with lanyards hanging out of their pockets and tshirts from their favorite colleges and teams or polos. The asian boys wear jeans and khakis and some sort of name brand shirt or polos. The loud obnoxious black kids tend to go ham and wear some crazy shit like rocawear, baby phat, southpole, and shooters. The football team sucks as crap but the entire team thinks theyre so cool walking around school when theyve barely won any games.
A usual conversation between kids at J.R. Tucker High School:
white kid 1: are you going to hilary's bonfire tonight?
asian kid 1: yeah. are you guys?
white kid 2: yup. we're going.
black girl 1: aaaaaawwwwww heeeellll naaaw!
black girl 2: wwwtttfff is this????
black girl 3: yall emburrrassing me forreal.
white kid 1: (mumbles under this breath) oh no. stupid loud black girls. lets walk away.
asian kid 1: im with you on that.
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A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.
You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.
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Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.
We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.
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Your small dick
"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"
The best dog in the world! Nicknames pizza for his distinct smell, he is known to be the best dog in fortnite chat!
Tucker Hyland is the best dog ever!! I just love pizza!
A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.
Girl 1: damn you seen the lips on ethan tucker ??
Girl 2: bitch, I kissed em