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when a guy sucks the filling out of a twinkie and shoves his dick in it and fucks a girl, and the girl eats it afterwards is a twinkie surprise
did you hear David gave Charmany a "twinkie supprise"
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When a man proceeds to fuck someone in the ass and make the person give him a blowjob immediately after.
I watched this porno one night and this guy was fucking this girl in her ass and immediately shoved his dick in her mouth and screamed "Suck the filling out of my chocolate twinkie bitch!"
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Someone who is fat and loves food.
She must weigh over 250, what a twinkie lover.
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any butthole filled to the brim with an abundance of sperm.
After anal sex my girlfriend farted and sprayed the couch with an excess amount of sperm due to her twinkie butt.
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state of having the itis after eating junk food
"Oh man, I had energy before but I'm starting to get that post-twinkie feeling."
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VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.
NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
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1. A non valuable currency used in betting.
2. A gooey half baked cake with twinkie-like characteristics on the inside and cake like characteristics on the outside.
3. A measurement of pride and respect.
1. I bet you five twinkie cakes that she's a man.
2. How about next time you keep that twinkie cake in the oven a little longer.
3. I won 11 twinkie cakes over the weekend. I'm the man!
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