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The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
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Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.
Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.
Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.
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Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!
Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
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A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.
I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people
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Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath
He really wishes you hadn’t said that.
“Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe
Bullshit - Lies
Dogshit - Poor quality
Batshit - Illogical
Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive
Horseshit - Unfair
Different Types of "Shit"
Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."
Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."
Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."
Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"
Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"
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Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.
Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
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