Single Unit

Involves two people that are BFFF's and these two BFFF's become a single person they feel,think,see and everything that is done is done by both of them. ;They can also send telepathic messages to each other.

Two BFFF's Steven and Tabi:
Jacob punches Steven in the arm.
Tabi also feels the pain of the punch in the arm.

Tabi is sad.
Steven is sad also.

Steven and Tabi are a Single Unit.

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Full Unit

A Full Unit is the act of a woman/man giving a blowjob but they take in the shaft and balls at the same time.

My lady gave me a full unit last night

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dude unit

another name for a guy's schlong

That chick was totally checking out my dude unit.

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Leeds United

Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.

Wow they’re always letting me down! They’re like Leeds United

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Cold Unit

Beer

It's been a long week. I sure could use a cold unit right about now.

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t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

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Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!

Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.

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