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ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by Kelly April 8, 2003

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Ur Mom

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waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018

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Ur mom

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by Nihfpuiyc.jyCkyv.kyvkyv December 1, 2021

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Ur. Dic.

A shortened word version of "Urban Dictionary" that can be easily confused with "your dick."

Hey do you know what this word means?

Idk... Let's Ur. Dic. it...

Dude.. Wtf?

Easy tiger, it's Urban Dictionary...

by happyhappyjoyjoy123456789 December 29, 2011

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ur mom

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

by jax November 16, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urs Meier

I thought He was an asshole for disallowing the sol's late goal.

but looking at it from the replay I think you have to say that John Terry did put arm on richado's shoulder. there for the goalie couldn't jump and Sol's put the ball in the back of the net. period

Let's get over it guys.
it makes us look even more ridiculous trying to blame the ref.
Sven's tactic was just...too negative...
or was it just that England didn't play too well?

by R. Mulligan August 24, 2004

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ur hot

when u see tia saad the most beautiful girl :A.K

I SAW TIA UR HOT

by alilicious007 April 4, 2018

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