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What happens to a girl's thighs when she sits down on a mesh chair in a skirt then gets up about 15 minutes later and the pattern is pressed into her skin.
The only downside to short skirts is the October waffle.
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Like a cheeseburger, only you use waffles instead of buns. Some people add syrup to their waffle burgers also.
Person; Dude, I ran out of buns for my burger so I had to use waffles.
Other Person; Yay, a waffle burger!
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The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).
Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"
Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)
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a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
I made a turd waffle then ate it.
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To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.
"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"
"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
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More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.
Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.
USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.
PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!
-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
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A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).
Did you see the size of her waffle?
They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.
I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?
Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.
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