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A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.
Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.
"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"
when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!
Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!
A friend (usually male) who you meet up with and masturbate each other. May also include other activities depending on the persons involved.
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A spaghetti wank is where you masturbate using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha - piss tube - to provide sexual pleasure.
Bill: I had a spaghetti wank earlier.
Ted: Oh
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The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?
Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
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When you've been spanking the monkey for an hour or more, doing your hand mantra and exceptional kamasutra to almost, almost, almost.. ..and then finally release a load so great it's almost comparable to sex - this is what we call an epic wank.
-I just had the most epic wank last night, to some epic xxx.
-The moment of which my tremendous load shot through the canal of my penis and shot out after the two hours of holding it in can only be described as absolute bliss, nothing like taking a piss.
-*shooting out the biggest load*. Wow. What an epic wank.
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2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.
oh bother I can't find any tissues never mind I'll treat myself to a Dry Wank
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