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Wannabe car guy

Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like β€œbuilt not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.

wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.

by SnakeMain December 29, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Angelina wannabe

Any white woman who adopts children of a different racial or ethnic background to make a social statement or to appear fashionable.

She just got those kids because she's an Angelina wannabe.

by Somewhere in Michigan October 29, 2007

17πŸ‘ 296πŸ‘Ž


wannabe valley girl

A wannabe valley girl is a prepubescent/pubescent girl that often inserts typical "valley girl" phrases such as like, totally, totes, omg, dude, etc. into their language at random intervals in attempt to seem more feminine and girly, and more appealing to boys of the same age. Often these girls are unwitting that they are making themselves sound like valley girls, but most of the time they are, and see valley girls as epitomes of femininity. However, wannabe valley girls usually get the opposite of their task (to get hot boys and seem more girly) accomplished, and succeed in making themselves look like complete and total dumbasses.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.

Wannabe valley girl: "Hey, like, dood, like, do you, like, totes, like, wanna go to the totes cray-cray, like, prom, with, like, me? Like, totes omg omg omg!"
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"

Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."

*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!

by an evil monkey December 10, 2013

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cardi B wannabe

An entitled woman who acts very snobby and is loud, rude, and very disrespectful.

I can tell how that woman made a big scene out of a small matter that she is a Cardi B wannabe.

by Rock 'n' April 6, 2022


wannabe drift king

Similar to a ricer, basically anyone who has watched too many Fast and Furious movies.

any with "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage is a wannabe drift king

by mcbule November 17, 2007

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


GTA Wannabe Tryhard

Wannabe tryhards in GTA are players who think they're really good but actually they're pretty trash and don't have skill at all. They will use quite a lot cheap tactics like "Ghost Organization", "Off radar", RPG's, EWO mid-fight, abuse passive mode to sneak on you in a jet (or abuse passive mode in general) or they will only kill you in OP vehicles and claim they have owned you. They dress like tryhards and care about their K/D ratio which they're triggered when it drops. Wannabe's don't really know how to snipe or use normal weapons at all so their only option is to use cheap tactics described above (I know RPG is not a cheap tactic but they're using it in every situation even when they could use normal weapons).

GTA Wannabe Tryhard in a nutshell:

Wannabe Tryhard: *Kills tryhard or anyone in an Opressor*
Actual Tryhard: *Pathetic lmao, let's do 1v1 on the beach*
Wannabe Tryhard: *Take L 1-0 your (not you're on purpose) trash, I don't have time for you, loool, traaaaaassh*

by Xx_Tonyy_xX July 7, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


wannabe rat

Jay Dann (legend)

jay can be wannabe rat

by Pete Willis June 4, 2003

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž