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Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."
"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
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A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.
Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!
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Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.
"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."
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when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.
Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.
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A bad case of the "Mondays" when you don't feel like working and you still feel hungover with tiredness and lack of motivation.
After having three days off, I have a bad case of Weekend Fever as I can't dive into my work.
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Normally in the college arena, a Raw Dog Weekend occurs when one hooks up with a different rando on a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, each night raw dogging.
Did you hook up last night?
Hell yeah man, my RDW (Raw Dog Weekend) continued when I raw dogged that bitch.
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When people from Philly and the surrounding areas come to North Wildwood to drink too much, have sex in ridiculous places (Like a port-a-john) and buy stupid shit they will never use and don't remember buying, also a good time to party naked. A weekend where performing Irish yoga is appropriate and never frowned upon. Also the unofficial end of the summer and a very swell time to meet some of Cape May County NJ Finest. Usually followed by one of the largest call out sick Mondays in the tri-state area...
Cindy:"Hey Jackie this is a nice shirt where did you get it"
Jackie: "Dumb-ass you bought it yesterday when you were drinking"
Toni: "Why are you naked"
Brendan: "Why am I naked?"
Toni: "Typical friday night of Irish Weekend for you"
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