White girl Wednesday is deemed necessary by certain White girls. To prepare, they get spray tans, drink too much, pad their bodies to fake curves, and valley girl complain about White boys that want everyone other than White π§ s. Then they go shopping for the perfect look, take selfies, tell each other they look great and inside think I'm the finest it is so perfect to be the only perfect appearing one in this group of White girls. This def is fictional by the way. It went extinct in the 90s.
All eyes on us on White girl Wednesday's! White girl drunk tonight, Becky and Marsha Marsha Marsha! Don't be so divisive!
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Girls who have AirPods, vans, leggings, and Starbucks. Total sluts
Spencer is dating Jennie, who is a total basic white girl 2019
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when a ghetto white girl purses her lips together and looks like a complete fuckin retard
omg let me record a video of me using my ghetto white girl smile for snap!!
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They call me the white girl yardie, uh huh
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Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)
The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask βcan i pee in your truckβ (the answer is always no)
βHave you seen drunk 1?β
βYeah. Sheβs white girl wasted.β
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A girl who has no uniqueness about their personality whatsoever so, for example, they listen to ed Sheeran, have avocado on toast in the morning for her breakfast and takes classic tumblr. photos eg: legs up in a bathtub and finally only ever talks about boys and looks nothing in real life like she does on social media.
Basic white girl: I just went to Starbucks to take a photo for Instagram and mitch dumped me.
Josh: Why the fuck are you telling me I don't care, You basic white girl
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A super annoying materialistic bitch, who has a name more often that not somewhere from this list:
-Hannah
-Sarah
-Britney
-Whitney
-Stephanie
-Nikki
-Becky
-Nicole
Some total white name like that. Takes a liking to Instagram, leggings, Uggs, and Starbucks.Is most likely popular. Total fake ass bitch that at ALL COSTS MUST NOT BE TRUSTED! Do not ever become friends with a total white girl; She will dump your ass if she gets a better offer with no looking back. Sometimes, a total white girl isn't always white. There are some Hispanic, African American, and Asians that also slip through the cracks. Always remember that total white girl is not an appearance, it is a personality, and also a disease .If you manage to find a total white girl in the wild, stay as far away as possible. They are sick. We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are Banana Nation.
Sarah: OMG Becky did you see that post of me on Instagram at Starbucks when I was wearing my leggings and Uggs?
Becky: OMG I totally do.
Me: They are such total white girls.
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