Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

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bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.

guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."

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ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.

That girl is James' ho-wife.

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Wife Squack

That horrible buzzing in your ear whenever your wife/significant other speaks.

"Put the toilet seat down"
"Do this"

"Do that"
"Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla" (most probably something very important but the buzzing was just too loud)
All examples of Wife Squack

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Rave Wife

A girl that one chooses to be his or her wife at a rave.

Blackout Fucking loves his rave wife Variety!!!!

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wifed up

a guy who has a wifey

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"

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Infantry wife

Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.

Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."

Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"

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