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A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
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Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.
Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.
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It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
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It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus
Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.
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Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.
(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)
Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?
Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.
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(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
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An expression used in the show It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia where you get very drunk but you can still remember a few suddle events.
Dude last night I was totally browning out.
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