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The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart
Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.
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An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.
Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.
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A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.
Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".
"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"
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Messier than swimming against the tide.
Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.
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Old British phrase of yore. A general statement of nonchalant, uncaring and whistful, as if a problem holds no ground to your current stance or position.
"I say, old chap, isn't that the young upstart who gave a good throb to your maiden on yonder fortnight?" "O, said lad is a mere Eunich by mine standards! Cups to the wind, gentlemen, cups to the wind!"
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The height of pukkaness when the gyal is out of this world.
Banki:Yo she is potency
JV: Nar star she is pucca wind
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similar in nature to a roundhouse kick. Only performed by a person with no martial arts training and not much of a vertical jump. Typically used by bar patrons on inadimate objects on the walk home.
"Give'r a wind kick"
"I wind kicked the shit out of that garbage can"
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