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An act that requires a woman (or man) to be on their knees with their mouth open as wide as possible. (Closed eyes would be a smart idea)
A naked man with a fully erect penis stands about 40 yards away (preferably starting in an NFL combine style sprinters stance for more speed). The man then sprints as fast as possible and attempts to land his penis in the woman’s mouth.
Missing the mouth could cause serious pain to both parties. Landing the penis is the girls mouth with this high velocity is considered to be the ultimate face fuck .
I wanted to fuck her throat so we tried the 40 Yard Dash last night . I missed and she lost an eye .
To have sex with everything and anything you could possibly find on a farm. Wile having sexual intercourse with said creature. Generally occurs in Alabama and other states of the same nature.
In Alabama they take part in back yard barn yard fuckfest
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term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.
you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"
Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.
"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."
Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye
Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard
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In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run
"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"
To be sexually and violently raped in an area with no means for post anal assault clean-up or even a dark secluded corner in which to curl up into a post-rape fetal position and sob peacefully alone. Most often occurring in prison recreation yards, but can also occur in the free world, i.e. parking garages, baseball diamonds, 50 yard lines, etc.
Jimbo: Man did you see Jenny this morning? I heard she got rec yard raped last night in Tina's back yard after the party.
Jax: Yep. I saw her this morning looking like she had been cervically scraped by a mob of angry baboons...damn shame.
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