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As seen in "Escape from New York", the Duke of New York is one bad mofo. Imagine a your standard pimpin' crime boss, now make him in charge of all of Manhattan. Damn, girl!
The Duke of New York came pretty close to bustin' Snake's head open.
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Spin off of the origional CSI. Beware, containins brilliant plots, an extremely good-looking and deep cast, and humour, romance, intelligence, brilliance, friendship, anger in all the right places. Arguably the most graphic of the three, but that just adds to the realisticness.
Paddy: Hey CSI:NY's on tonight!
Mickey: What's CSI:NY?
Paddy: CSI: New York.
Mickey: Never seen it.
Paddy: You've got to be shittin me!
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wherein a person from a large metropolitan area waits until later in life to settle down because they are always looking to see if there is someone better around the next corner.
this person may or may not ever find true happiness with another person.
John is never going to commit to anybody. The New York Effect has got a lock on him.
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The act of greeting someone when they arrive in the city of New York with your middle finger as opposed to a normal welcoming greet.
Shmuley: Hey, Levi did you see all those annoying tourist who are broncos and rockies fans taking pictures in Times Square?
Levi: Yeah I did. I gave them the New York Salute!
Shmuley: Nice!
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Founded in 1925, the Giants quickly established themselves as a dominant franchise with championships in 1927, 1934, and 1938, with tile game losses in 1933, 1935, 1939, 1941, 1944, and 1946. They continued to be an excellent franchise in the 1950s and 1960s under the direction of quarterback Y.A. Tittle with a 1956 title and losses in the 1958, 1959, and 1961-63 championship games. The Giants of this era established a reputation for being unable to win in the clutch. After have no playoff berths throughout the 1970s, the team returned to glory during the 1980s. Although they only had 5 playoff berths during the decade, they assembled a franchise of great players such as quarterback Phil Simms and lineback Lawrence Taylor, that was able to take a championship in Super Bowl XXI in 1986. The team also started the 1990s with a bang, winning another title in 1990. In that year's Super Bowl XXV, New York defeated cross-state rival Buffalo after the Bills missed what would have been a game-winning field goal. Since that last title, playoff berths have been sparse, with just 4 from 1991-2004, including a blowout loss in the Super Bowl in 2000. However, the team took a step in the right direction with a playoff berth in 2005, and the Giants appear to have a bright future."
"Norwood's kick is up, its got the distance, but it's no good! Wide right! And the New York Giants are going to hang on and win the Super Bowl."
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A city in upstate New York where the drugs are heavy, the gangs are big, and the schools consist of both. You really only get to know those 18-25 year old guys who spend their time selling e-bombs and smoking out of the bong they just got from Rock Fantasy. Most don't have all their teeth and others have noticeable types of stds. Sometimes they leave their designated smoking area to ride their skateboards to Citgo to start some fights or get a dutch. Most people are referred to as "bro" and everyone has a ridiculous nickname that has nothing to do with anything. There are various houses around Middletown that house two to three guys and are supported by the funds of their parents. Usually, this house is used to keep other out of trouble and is always open to smoke a blunt or play some beer pong on the kitchen table at two in the afternoon. Other events in Middletown include : Going to the mall, buying some crack... in the mall, smoking this crack, having sex in closets, cheating on their girlfriends, playing twister, buying a carton of cigarettes, selling drugs, buying drugs, doing drugs, losing drugs, finding drugs, doing lines, going to McDonalds, buying a new piece at Rock Fantasy, etc.
Bro: Yo, bro wanna smoke a bong at route 6 house in Middletown New York when we're done selling these E-bombs?
Bro 2: Hell yeah yo, we haven't been there in over an hour.
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The capitol of the world containg the greatest ever street vended hotdogs in the world and the largest amount of cabs per square mile posible
A cab almost hits a New Yorker in New York City
New Yorker: 'Ey, I'm walkin' 'ere.
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