you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

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you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

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You know what band really sucks?

Helmet.

I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.

You know what band really sucks?

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you already know wassup

When he or she wants to date etc.

TBH: you already know wassup

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter

bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

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What you gotta know

A turn of phrase originating in Rochester, NY with meanings that vary depending on inflection and context. It can be a question or a statement.

1. A rhetorical question inferring that a person is ignorant or unintelligent, and that they lack knowledge or skill relevant to the situation.

2. A congratulatory phrase inferring that a third party is ignorant or unintelligent, and lacking knowledge or skill relevant to a situation.

1. What you gotta know?

2. What you gotta know!?

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you don't know me

An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of white male society. The expression is often utilized in day time talk shows based featuring bootylicious women on quests to find their respective "baby daddies." Warning: Do not mess with this species of female. She will shank you. Also, the phrase rarely makes contextual sense.

Todd: Hey babe, let's go back to my place.

Monica: I ain't yo' ho. I won't give it up that easy.
Todd: Baby, can't I just put the head in?
Monica: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

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