pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

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Your mothers ass!

Often said during the mid-latter portion of the twentieth century as a replacement for terms like “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ!” In a more religious based society.

Oh Your mothers ass! He cut me off! Did you see that?

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get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

TOYA- Talking Out Your Ass

Talking Out Your Ass-
It's when someone begins to speak or writing on face book before they know the truth, irregardless how it might make others feel. Sometimes when the truth is then explained to them, they twist what you say and speak even louder out the same orifice. We are all susceptible to this terrible condition wether we admit it or not and If left untreated it can lead to a complete break down in communication, alienation, loneliness, severe depression, and anxiety which worsens the condition. But if caught in time can be treated properly with truth and logic can be completely avoided and leave practically no ill side effects. Even with proper treatment occasional flare-ups should be expected. Laughter is also always a good antidote.

We all have relatives that TOYA- Talking out your ass.

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don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

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