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A figurative way that means "to be educated"
Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.
Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.
Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.
Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!
A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”
“This albums so over-rated”
“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this
Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."