Z-Tard

Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.

Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.

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Z Game

The total opposite of A Game. If you bring your A Game you WILL succeed, bringing Z Game guarantees total faliure.

"Dude did Dom get her number?"

"Na, man, not this time"

"Why not?

"To get her's you gotta bring your A game! Forget B, C or D game. He brought his Z Game!"

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z bars

I just wanted to let you know that the word "Zannex" is actually spelled with an "X", "Xanex". So Z-Bars is really an X.

I got really F'ed up last night off of some z bars.(Xanex)

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z-man

A man pretending to be a woman. This usage is taken from the 1960's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". Z-man was a character in the film. At the end of the movie Z-man turned out to be a woman!

"Z-man is really a woman!" Quote from the movie Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

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jay z

An ugly ass ape of Hominidae family. Consequently, Hominidae is a root word for "homie", or "homeboy".

Daddy, is that a gorilla?
No sweety, it's Jay Z.

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z list

Someone who is so not famous that this is where they have ended up

i.e Bobby Davro is a Z List celebrity

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Coach Z

Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.

Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.

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