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Best tiktok reference when you wanna see dem todies/ tittys ❤️🤪
“ Ayo Sydni take them titties out cuz i'm tryna see em am to pm double d-dem and i need em !!!“
Sydni: LMFAOO
You'll figure it out
A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
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i’m so HEHEHD DIE X OENI SEE XBSJ XJS CUWHIAKERNF HEN DCHE DIW E XUD DXUEND DUJWE D
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just make a word you lasanga bitch.
Just make a word. Its easy. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D
People that decide not to wear masks, and go to the fucking Mc Donalds and cough on the cashier.
Karen: Yeah, I went to {Mc Donalds yesterday, and they said I had to wear a mask...
Kevin: Anddddd...?
Karen: I didn't wear a mask.
Kevin: ...
Karen: I also fake coughed on the cashier, it was hilariou--
Kevin *backing away*: Y👏O👏U A👏R👏E S👏T👏U👏P👏I👏D
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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai
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Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
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