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when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny
"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"
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An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.
First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!
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Cum Cock city is the night city of cyberpunk with the major Keanu reeves. Everyone who wants to be a criminal in cum Cock city has to get cock and has to be cum
Man, I wish I was in cum cock city
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Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole
As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move
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An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.
Shut up you crusty cum bubble!
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To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.
"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"
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the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.
josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face
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